Since today is Halloween
I wanted to frighten you out of your wits.
No, not with recycled campus food
but with a mix of blood sucking worms, Easter Bunny droppings and toasted maggots.

The thought of you devouring such food
was just too much to bear.
So I used substitutes, from an ice cream bar,
to make it a sweet affair.

Twizzler strings, M&Ms and shredded coconut
with chocolate sauce for extra kick!
But BEWARE! Eat too much
and you’ll feel ghastly and sick. AH-WOOOOOOO!